[De Killer woke up with a bit of a bad feeling today, and as he remembered just what he'd been doing recently, that bad feeling turned into one of impending, inescapable, IDIOTIC doom. Sweeping some crumbs under the bed? Not much a problem. Trying to sweep a whole elephant? A bit more complicated.

And that's why you're getting this message, Thor. ( Read more... )

[Wow, it's a video. When does this guy ever intentionally use the video function? Well, it's not very apparent right now if it was intentional or not - he just doesn't seem to mind it.

Oh, and he appears to be currently strangling a Nannerpuss with one hand. Casually, y'know. He's sitting down, just chilling, squeezing one of the poor things with ( Read more... )

[This? This is just a text advertisement for... a service. A very special service.]
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[Well, geez. This looks like a boring video. It's just "John Doe" hard at work, drawing a chalk line around a body, taking his sweet time... Yes, he's definitely taking his time. Why, it almost looks like he's examining the corpse, in a way. After a minute or so of this, he looks into his Guide and quickly disguises his surprise with a simple smile ( Read more... )

[Hey guys, do you think the S. S. Thor needs more British accents? Well, I don't really care. You're hearing one right now whether you want it or not.]

Greetings to everyone. I just visited my room - 3.2-2, I believe - and I must say... it seems rather small. Cramped, I would even add. Now, I am not one to turn down alien hospitality; that would be ( Read more... )

[Shelly was mostly just fiddling around at random when he found the video function, but hey, it works and he might as well make use of it. He looks to the side before beginning to speak and puts the best smile he can manage on his face. Unfortunately, his best smile right now is a rather forced one.]

Ah, is anyone watching this? I suppose so. I ( Read more... )